If Anxiety Burned Calories I'd Be A Supermodel Ceramic Mug 15 oz

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If anxiety burned calories I'd be a supermodel. The math has been done. The output has been enormous. The caloric payoff has not materialized and she has grievances.

This anxiety burned calories mug files the formal complaint with the metabolism department. The effort is real. The credit is not being applied correctly.

Who this is for:

The anxious woman whose nervous system deserves a fitness credit it never receives
The relatable gift for the friend who burns energy worrying at professional levels
Anyone needing an if anxiety burned calories mug for the desk
The supermodel. Hypothetically. Based on output.

Made for the ones whose anxiety is working overtime with nothing to show for it nutritionally. The supermodel runway is theoretical. The anxiety is very real and very active.

What you get:

15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Printed in the USA
Makes a gift she will actually use

Anxiety: burning. Calories: not credited. Supermodel: pending metabolism adjustment.

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