Dark Humor Gardening Top – "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" Shirt

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The Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong graphic t-shirt is a soft women's crewneck top combining dark sarcastic humor with plant-lover therapy. Featuring clean retro typography with botanical accents, it explains yard work impulse with perfect sarcasm.

An ideal casual shirt for greenhouse shopping, potting plants, backyard gardening, and plant swaps.

Perfect For:

Plant moms, introverted gardeners, sarcastic women, and botanical fans
Mother's Day presents, plant lover birthdays, and funny gardener gifts
Yard work days, farmers' markets, and relaxed weekend outfits

T-Shirt Details:

Soft 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers blend poly)
Unisex classic fit
Sizes S-3XL
Machine wash cold

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