Coffee First Your Bullshit Second Tee
Soft Cream / S
Sale price
$29.97
Regular price $35.00
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Coffee First Your Bullshit Second Tee
Sale price
$29.97
Regular price $35.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Coffee first. Your bullshit second. Boundaries in beverage form.
This soft funny tee is for the woman who is kind, capable, and absolutely not available for small talk before the first cup. Everyday fit, big personality, zero corporate hustle speak.
Who it’s for
- Coffee-first personalities and slow starters
- Friends who gift morning humor that actually hits
- Anyone protecting their peace before 10 a.m.
Details
- Soft ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly blend)
- Flattering everyday fit, sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold inside out
Wear / gift for work-from-home days, weekend errands, teacher appreciation adjacent coffee runs, or birthdays for the caffeine loyalist.
Free shipping on orders over $50.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
