"Coffee First Your Bullshit Second" – Sassy Caffeine T-Shirt

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The Sassy Caffeine T-Shirt features the relatable morning quote "Coffee First Your Bullshit Second" in bold retro lettering, ideal for caffeine addicts and workday humor.

Set clear boundaries before your morning brew with this ultra-soft t-shirt that delivers witty humor with maximum comfort.

Perfect For:

Coffee lovers, office workers, and morning commuters
Casual workdays, coffee shop runs, and lazy weekend mornings
Hilarious gifts for caffeine-dependent coworkers and friends

T-Shirt Details:

100% airlume combed cotton for breathable softness
Pre-shrunk fabric with classic crew collar
Available in sizes S to 3XL
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

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