Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology From The Condom Factory Tee
Black Heather / S
Sale price
$29.97
Regular price $35.00
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Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology From The Condom Factory Tee
Sale price
$29.97
Regular price $35.00
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. Not for every occasion. Perfect for the ones that need a warning label.
Who it’s for: Roast masters, sibling energy, and gift-givers who already know the recipient can take a joke.
- Soft everyday cotton-feel fabric
- Flattering relaxed fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Wash cold inside out
Wear it for: girls’ nights, costume-adjacent humor, and “we’re that friend group” hangouts. Not a board meeting shirt. You’ve been told.
Soft tee, sharp roast. Free shipping on orders over $50.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
