"My Blood Type Used To Be Whiskey Negative Now It's Coffee Positive" – Funny Adulting Graphic Sweatshirt
Chronicle your graceful transition from party animal to caffeinated adult in this funny adulting graphic sweatshirt, accented with playful sparkle stars: “MY BLOOD TYPE USED TO BE WHISKEY NEGATIVE NOW IT'S COFFEE POSITIVE.”
For anyone whose ideal Friday night now consists of being in bed by nine and looking forward to Saturday morning espresso, this warm fleece pullover celebrates the sweet peace of growing up.
Perfect For:
- Morning coffee runs, weekend brunch with friends, and casual lounging
- Hilarious 30th or 40th birthday gift for former party friends turned coffee addicts
- Relaxed work-from-home comfort and cozy everyday errands
Sweatshirt Details:
- Plush, midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with brushed interior
- Unisex silhouette with ribbed stretch cuffs and neckline
- Sizes S to 3XL
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low
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Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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