I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been In A Group Text Ceramic M

I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been In A Group Text Ceramic Mug 15 oz

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I've never been held hostage, but I have been in a group text. The experience is comparable in several meaningful ways: the exit is unclear, the demands escalate, and nobody is in charge.

This group text mug files the hostage negotiation parallel with the evidence to support it. The comparison holds legally and emotionally.

Who this is for:

The woman currently in at least three group texts she cannot escape
The gag gift for the friend who has tried to leave the group and knows the consequences
Anyone needing an I've been in a group text mug for the communication survivor
The hostage. Group text variety. Still in it.

Made for the ones who muted the notification and then felt guilty and unmuted and immediately regretted it. The exit strategy is pending. The texts continue.

What you get:

15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Printed in the USA
Makes a gift she will actually use

Hostage: group text. Exit: unclear. Mute button: engaged.

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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