I'm Getting Real Sick And Tired Of Food Having Calories Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories. The grievance is filed, the calories remain unimpressed, and the relationship with food continues on complicated terms.
This food having calories mug files the formal complaint with the physics department. The food is delicious. The calorie situation is unreasonable. The mug agrees.
Who this is for:
- The foodie whose appreciation for eating exceeds her appreciation for the math
- The relatable gift for the friend who loves food and resents its terms
- Anyone needing a sick and tired of calories mug for the breakfast table
- The aggrieved. By physics. Daily.
Made for every meal that deserved to be calorie-free and wasn't. The injustice continues. The food remains excellent. The mug commiserates.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Calories: still there. Patience: running out. Food: worth it anyway.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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