If Lying Was A Job Ceramic Mug 15 oz
If lying was a job, some people would be millionaires. The career trajectory is clear, the talent is evident, and the resume is truly impressive in retrospect.
This if lying was a job mug files the performance review on the most prolific talent in the room. The hours are long. The output is consistent. The compensation would be extraordinary.
Who this is for:
- The woman who has witnessed the work of a truly gifted practitioner
- The gag gift for the friend keeping track of a very specific individual's portfolio
- Anyone needing an if lying was a job mug for the righteous mornings
- The observer. Of talent. In the wrong field.
Made for the mornings after the latest installment. The lies compound. The career accelerates. The mug documents the observation.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Lying: if a job. Millionaire: some people. Observer: this mug.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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