I Want To Be The Person I Tell My Doctor I Am Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I want to be the person I tell my doctor I am. The one who exercises regularly, drinks plenty of water, and definitely doesn't eat at midnight. She's working on it.
This doctor version mug honors the aspirational self who shows up exclusively at annual checkups and nowhere else. The health goals are real. The follow-through is in development.
Who this is for:
- The woman whose doctor's office self is a complete fiction she maintains annually
- The relatable gift for the friend who has told the same wellness lies for a decade
- Anyone needing an I want to be the person I tell my doctor I am mug
- The aspirational. Medically documented. Theoretically very healthy.
Made for the mornings before the checkup and the eleven months that follow. The doctor version is inspiring. The actual version drinks coffee and Googles symptoms.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Doctor self: exemplary. Actual self: this mug. Gap: significant.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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