I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
White / One Size
Sale price
$19.97
Regular price $25.00
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I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Sale price
$19.97
Regular price $25.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
I pretend the coffee is doing something, but I am still a bitch. The transparency is refreshing. The caffeine is doing its best. The personality has other plans.
This I pretend coffee mug skips the polite fiction and admits the whole truth. The mug is held, the coffee is consumed, the bitch remains fully operational.
Who this is for:
- The one whose morning person performance has fooled exactly nobody
- The gag gift for the friend whose mood predates the caffeine by hours
- Anyone needing an I pretend coffee mug for the honest mornings
- The caffeinated. And still. Unapologetically.
Made for the kitchens where the coffee ritual happens and the demeanor stays precisely where it was. The pretending is a courtesy. The bitch is a constant.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Coffee: pretending. Bitch: not. Balance: achieved.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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