I Have The Perfect Body Ceramic Mug 15 oz
White / One Size
Sale price
$21.97
Regular price $25.00
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I Have The Perfect Body Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Sale price
$21.97
Regular price $25.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
I have the perfect body. It's in my freezer. The storage is climate-controlled, the definition of perfect is hers, and the punchline lands exactly where she put it.
This perfect body mug delivers the dark twist with impeccable timing. The body exists. The freezer is involved. The details are not elaborated upon.
Who this is for:
- The dark humor devotee who laughs at the delayed punchline every time
- The Halloween or true crime adjacent gift that makes people stop and reread
- Anyone needing an I have the perfect body mug for the freezer adjacent shelf
- The keeper. Of it. In the freezer.
Made for the ones whose sense of humor runs cold. The punchline is worth the setup. The freezer is not elaborated upon.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Body: perfect. Location: freezer. Explanation: declined.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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