"I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected" – Graphic T

"I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected" – Graphic Tee

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The "I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected" graphic tee is a soft, breathable women's crewneck t-shirt designed for bold introverted sass and dry humor.

Featuring clean bold retro block typography printed on premium ring-spun cotton, this witty casual shirt pairs easily with denim jackets, joggers, or casual sneakers.

Perfect For:

Sarcastic introverts, busy moms, unfiltered coworkers, and besties
Off-duty weekends, family reunions, and relaxed couch lounging
Funny birthday gifts, white elephant exchanges, and holiday stocking stuffers

T-Shirt Details:

100% soft ring-spun cotton (athletic heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Classic crew neckline with relaxed, flattering drape
Sizes S to 3XL
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

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