I Don't Speak Dipshit
I don't speak dipshit. The language was offered, the enrollment was declined, and the communication gap persists for excellent reasons.
This I don't speak dipshit mug posts the language policy publicly. The vocabulary isn't available in that dialect. She's not bilingual in this particular way.
Who this is for:
- The woman done translating nonsense into patience
- The gag gift for the friend with a very selective communication policy
- Anyone needing an I don't speak dipshit mug for the desk
- The fluent. In other things. Not this.
Made for the conversations that required a phrase she didn't have. Now she has the mug. It handles the response for her.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Language: declined. Response: this mug. Communication: resolved.
Details
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