I Don't Drink Water Ceramic Mug 15 oz
White / One Size
Sale price
$19.97
Regular price $25.00
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I Don't Drink Water Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Sale price
$19.97
Regular price $25.00
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I don't drink water. The mug says it, the coffee confirms it, and the hydration app gave up asking months ago.
This funny hydration mug confesses the beverage hierarchy honestly. Water exists, technically. Coffee exists, spiritually. The choice was never close.
Who this is for:
- The coffee loyalist whose water intake is a rounding error
- The gift that makes the whole office point at one person
- Anyone needing an I don't drink water mug as a confession
- The dehydrated. Defiant. Deeply caffeinated.
Made for the ones who count coffee as water because it technically contains some. The logic is flawed. The commitment is flawless.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually use
Water: declined. Coffee: accepted. Hydration: interpretive.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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