Half Ass Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Half ass. The effort level that gets the job technically done while preserving maximum energy for literally anything else.
This half ass mug files no apologies. The work was completed, the bar was cleared, and there's plenty of coffee left for activities she actually likes.
Who this is for:
- The realist who knows not everything deserves full throttle
- The gag gift for the friend with a finely calibrated effort scale
- Anyone needing a half ass mug for the honest mornings
- The efficient. Strategically.
Made for the tasks that earned exactly the output they asked for. Some things get 100%. The rest get this mug's philosophy.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Effort: half. Results: present. Energy saved: considerable.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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