Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Don't be a hippo-twatamus. Or a twatwaffle. Or a cuntasaurous. The full taxonomy of people to avoid becoming, in one educational mug.
This hippo-twatamus mug delivers the field guide with zero apologies. The species are real, the warning is loving, and the vocabulary is elite.
Who this is for:
- The potty-mouthed bestie with a linguistics degree in profanity
- The gag gift that makes the whole party wheeze
- Anyone needing a hippo-twatamus mug for the bold shelf
- The classy. With a filthy dictionary.
Made for the friends who curse creatively and love loyally. The words are unprintable elsewhere. Here, they're the whole point.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Species: identified. Advice: heeded. Laughter: guaranteed.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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