Dead Inside But Caffeinated Mug
White / One Size
Sale price
$21.97
Regular price $25.00
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Dead Inside But Caffeinated Mug
Sale price
$21.97
Regular price $25.00
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Emotionally? Complicated. Chemically? Optimized. Dead Inside But Caffeinated: the status update nobody asked for and everybody relates to.
This dead inside but caffeinated mug tells the truth with a straight face. Running on fumes and French roast, and honestly, it's working.
Who this is for:
- The dark humor department of every friend group
- The coworker gift that earns a genuine snort in the break room
- Anyone needing a dead inside but caffeinated mug as a mood
- The functional. Barely. Caffeinated. Fully.
Made for the Mondays that feel like five Mondays. The feelings are in airplane mode. The espresso is in first class. The day proceeds.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually use
Inside: dead. Cup: full. Vibe: immaculate.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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