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Disguised as a classic, 90s-era equestrian or farm supply shop shirt, this tee features a punny, sarcastic twist that’s perfect for those with a dry, unfiltered sense of wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003epremium heavyweight 100% cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, this shirt offers a structured, boxy fit and a specialized \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"105\"\u003evintage wash\u003c\/b\u003e for that authentic \"found it in a thrift store in the middle of nowhere\" look. It’s durable, hilarious, and unapologetically bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Authenticity:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) product\u003c\/b\u003e. 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