{"product_id":"im-not-sweating-im-glowing-funny-pregnancy-t-shirt","title":"\"I'm Not Sweating, I'm Glowing\" Funny Pregnancy T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e☀️ The Summer Glow is Real (and Humid).\u003c\/b\u003e Let’s be honest: when you’re building a human in the middle of July, \"glowing\" is just a polite way of saying you’re one degree away from a meltdown. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003e\"I'm Not Sweating, I'm Glowing\" Tee\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate sarcastic uniform for the expectant mother who’s embracing the heat with a sense of humor. Featuring a clean, modern typographic design, this shirt is perfect for baby showers, park walks, or just standing directly in front of the AC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCrafted from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003epremium heavyweight 100% combed cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, this tee moves away from the thin, clingy maternity shirts of the past. It offers a structured, \"boxy\" fit that provides plenty of room for the bump while maintaining a trendy, high-end aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) product\u003c\/b\u003e. We use eco-friendly, soft-touch inks that are breathable and won't feel heavy or \"sweaty\" against your skin. Each shirt is custom-printed based on your size selection, ensuring a crisp, high-contrast finish that survives every laundry cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSarcastic Pregnancy Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features bold, minimalist typography that tells it like it is. Printed with crack-resistant, water-based inks that move with the fabric and your growing bump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-density fabric (approx. 7.5 oz) that provides a superior, non-see-through structure. It’s thick enough to be durable but breathable enough for those intense summer \"glow\" sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Baby Shower Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e An ideal gift for the mom-to-be who appreciates a good laugh. It’s the essential summer survival top for the second and third trimesters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eModern Boxy Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with dropped shoulders and a wider torso. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003ePro-Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e Size up for a true \"maternity fit\" that gives you extra room for the bump while looking effortlessly cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSuperior Softness:\u003c\/b\u003e Garment-treated and pre-shrunk to ensure a soft, \"lived-in\" feel from the first wear. Reinforced double-needle stitching ensures this shirt lasts well into postpartum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e✅ Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eBecause pregnancy isn't always a walk in the park—especially when it's 90 degrees out. It’s funny, it’s high-quality, and it’s arguably the most honest way to handle your summer \"glow\" in 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e✅ Grab Yours Now:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eReady to beat the heat? Select your favorite color (we recommend Crisp White, Sage, or Classic Black), pick your size, and add the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003e\"I'm Not Sweating\" Heavyweight Tee\u003c\/b\u003e to your maternity rotation today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Teezioo","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48287153684706,"sku":"sku-45306740899874","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48287153717474,"sku":"sku-45306740932642","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48287153750242,"sku":"sku-45306740965410","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48287153783010,"sku":"sku-45306740998178","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287153815778,"sku":"sku-45306741030946","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287153848546,"sku":"sku-45306741063714","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48287153881314,"sku":"sku-45306741096482","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48287153914082,"sku":"sku-45306741129250","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48287153946850,"sku":"sku-45306741162018","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48287153979618,"sku":"sku-45306741194786","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154012386,"sku":"sku-45306741227554","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287154045154,"sku":"sku-45306741260322","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48287154077922,"sku":"sku-45306741293090","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48287154110690,"sku":"sku-45306741325858","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48287154143458,"sku":"sku-45306741358626","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48287154176226,"sku":"sku-45306741391394","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154208994,"sku":"sku-45306741424162","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287154241762,"sku":"sku-45306741456930","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48287154274530,"sku":"sku-45306741489698","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48287154307298,"sku":"sku-45306741522466","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48287154340066,"sku":"sku-45306741555234","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48287154372834,"sku":"sku-45306741588002","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154405602,"sku":"sku-45306741620770","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287154438370,"sku":"sku-45306741653538","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ S","offer_id":48287154471138,"sku":"sku-45306741686306","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ M","offer_id":48287154503906,"sku":"sku-45306741719074","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ L","offer_id":48287154536674,"sku":"sku-45306741751842","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":48287154569442,"sku":"sku-45306741784610","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154602210,"sku":"sku-45306741817378","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287154634978,"sku":"sku-45306741850146","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ S","offer_id":48287154667746,"sku":"sku-45306741882914","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ M","offer_id":48287154700514,"sku":"sku-45306741915682","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ L","offer_id":48287154733282,"sku":"sku-45306741948450","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ XL","offer_id":48287154766050,"sku":"sku-45306741981218","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154798818,"sku":"sku-45306742013986","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287154831586,"sku":"sku-45306742046754","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":48287154864354,"sku":"sku-45306742079522","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":48287154897122,"sku":"sku-45306742112290","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":48287154929890,"sku":"sku-45306742145058","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48287154962658,"sku":"sku-45306742177826","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287154995426,"sku":"sku-45306742210594","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287155028194,"sku":"sku-45306742243362","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48287155060962,"sku":"sku-45306742276130","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48287155093730,"sku":"sku-45306742308898","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48287155126498,"sku":"sku-45306742341666","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48287155159266,"sku":"sku-45306742374434","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287155192034,"sku":"sku-45306742407202","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287155224802,"sku":"sku-45306742439970","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ S","offer_id":48287155257570,"sku":"sku-45306742472738","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ M","offer_id":48287155290338,"sku":"sku-45306742505506","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ L","offer_id":48287155323106,"sku":"sku-45306742538274","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ XL","offer_id":48287155355874,"sku":"sku-45306742571042","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287155388642,"sku":"sku-45306742603810","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Saphire \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287155421410,"sku":"sku-45306742636578","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ S","offer_id":48287155454178,"sku":"sku-45306742669346","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ M","offer_id":48287155486946,"sku":"sku-45306742702114","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ L","offer_id":48287155519714,"sku":"sku-45306742734882","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ XL","offer_id":48287155552482,"sku":"sku-45306742767650","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287155585250,"sku":"sku-45306742800418","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287155618018,"sku":"sku-45306742833186","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48287155650786,"sku":"sku-45306742865954","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48287155683554,"sku":"sku-45306742898722","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48287155716322,"sku":"sku-45306742931490","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48287155749090,"sku":"sku-45306742964258","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287155781858,"sku":"sku-45306742997026","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287155814626,"sku":"sku-45306743029794","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48287155847394,"sku":"sku-45306743062562","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48287155880162,"sku":"sku-45306743095330","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48287155912930,"sku":"sku-45306743128098","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48287155945698,"sku":"sku-45306743160866","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287155978466,"sku":"sku-45306743193634","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287156011234,"sku":"sku-45306743226402","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":48287156044002,"sku":"sku-45306743259170","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":48287156076770,"sku":"sku-45306743291938","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":48287156109538,"sku":"sku-45306743324706","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":48287156142306,"sku":"sku-45306743357474","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287156175074,"sku":"sku-45306743390242","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287156207842,"sku":"sku-45306743423010","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":48287156240610,"sku":"sku-45306743455778","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":48287156273378,"sku":"sku-45306743488546","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":48287156306146,"sku":"sku-45306743521314","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":48287156338914,"sku":"sku-45306743554082","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287156371682,"sku":"sku-45306743586850","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287156404450,"sku":"sku-45306743619618","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":48287156437218,"sku":"sku-45306743652386","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":48287156469986,"sku":"sku-45306743685154","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":48287156502754,"sku":"sku-45306743717922","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":48287156535522,"sku":"sku-45306743750690","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287156568290,"sku":"sku-45306743783458","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287156601058,"sku":"sku-45306743816226","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48287156633826,"sku":"sku-45306743848994","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48287156666594,"sku":"sku-45306743881762","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48287156699362,"sku":"sku-45306743914530","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":48287156732130,"sku":"sku-45306743947298","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48287156764898,"sku":"sku-45306743980066","price":22.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48287156797666,"sku":"sku-45306744012834","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0794\/0351\/6130\/files\/13d565021b0f45c78e31984c3730cf76_tplv-fhlh96nyum-resize-webp_800_800.webp?v=1788054660","url":"https:\/\/momof2boyz.com\/products\/im-not-sweating-im-glowing-funny-pregnancy-t-shirt","provider":"Momof2boyz Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}