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It moves away from thin, cheap campaign handouts and into the realm of high-quality, durable streetwear that actually looks as good as the message it carries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Authenticity:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003ePrint-on-Demand (POD) product\u003c\/b\u003e featuring custom-designed satirical fan art. All graphics are high-definition and printed exclusively based on your selection of size and color at the time of order. 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